45-minutes before closing, VP demands employees cannot clock out until ALL emails are answered, employee maliciously complies: ‘I had 46 unread emails… Only 2 were actual client questions.’

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  • A few years ago, I worked at a very image-obsessed company. The VP was all about "grindset" and pushing 10-hour workdays for salaried folks.
  • One Friday, he dropped a bombshell in our team chat at 5:12 PM: "No one leaves until ALL client emails are answered. We want to show responsiveness."
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  • I had 46 unread emails. 38 were cc'd to me, 5 were newsletter-type stuff, and 3 were out-of- office auto-replies. Two were actual client questions. I answered those two immediately.
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  • Then I replied to every other email with variations of: "Thank you for including me. Please let me know if action is needed."
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  • "Received. Let me know if follow-up is required." "Thanks for the update. No further action on my end."
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  • Took about 45 minutes of copy-paste bliss. At 6:04, I pinged the VP: "All emails replied to. Leaving for the weekend." The kicker? Monday morning, he got flooded with "What was that pointless reply from [me]?" and tried to scold me. I
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  • forwarded his "answer ALL emails" message and just said, "Just doing what was asked." He never sent that kind of message again.
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  • Magdovus Why is it that VPs seem particularly clueless? HI, anyone with "vice" in the job title, not that I'm thinking of anyone in particular...
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  • MfrBVa He had read an article, guaranteed, that recommended that strategy. Our CEO came back from rich-guy meetings with stupid sh like that all the time.
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  • FreudianNip-Slip Reading the word "grindset" in the second sentence gave me such a visceral twinge of disgust. Woof
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  • Qxg6 A manager once ask me to provide them weekly status report of what I did during the week. One of the tasks I included in the status report was "write weekly status report". I don't know why they fired me. I was just doing what they told me to do.
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  • Bee_9965 What a dum-dum. If every employee did that, just a few emails would bring the company to its knees - all you would be doing is replying to all the replies you just received, then replying to those replies, then so on and so on.
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